I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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