your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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