i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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