Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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