It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
there was a trapeze. enough said
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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