so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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