OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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