I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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