She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Randomize
