Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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