I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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