i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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