Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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