...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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