The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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