I think im going to throw up on grandma
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I love you.
Bad choice
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