Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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