We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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