okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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