that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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