What a fucking waste of an outfit
Tell her she can't have a vagina
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
A bitchslap is in order.
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