Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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