So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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