And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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