32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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