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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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