Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i wish my penis had a tongue
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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