At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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