Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
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