Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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