Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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