ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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