I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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