what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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