I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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