is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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