I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
