after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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