If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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