so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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