problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
its not stalking. its research.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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