How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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