Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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