So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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