i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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