It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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