I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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