he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Will exercising make me less horny?
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