I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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