How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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