Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
you never un-have a 4some
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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