she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
