Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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