Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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